Lindsey BlowHan(d) ::UNEDITED::

Yep, so was just driving down the Bowery about to go to my Favorite Cuban Restaurant (Agozar)... I turn down Great Jones Street to look for parking and who is standing to me left? Lindsey fucking Lohan, idk I always thought maybe the little coke head that could, was a good actrees and believed she was one of our generation's screen sirens. She always looks fierce when ready for pics, but oh damn, shorty looked GRUNGY... but still pretty ass Lindsey Lohan. I must say she looked pretty normal walking around soho with her lover, looking like she hadn't showered in 3 days. Im sure if you check reports for where she was this past weekend, you'd see she was indeed in New York, so I'm not bugging. Anyway, me and the person I was with felt pretty happy for her that she was able to walk down the street without a million flashing bulbs blocking her vision. So at first we weren't even going to bother with the pic... but then I realized, hey, that's "Fire Crotch," and she's looking like an anorexic hipster from The North Side of Willly B', and I do have a blog.... AND I'M MISSING THIS! So I went to snap a pic right in front of her face cause we turned the corner in front of her, and MY FRIEND blocked it! Said that I was being cruel, that I should at least ask at first, and I'm not going to go into what I did or said after... but I was pissed to say the least. Anyway this is what I did catch. She had on cute gladiator sandals:

Willy B' Vet.

If you live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and do not know what an Anytime meal at 2 am is... chances are you:

A.) Just got here from somewhere like Michigan and everyone from here wished you'd go back and stop screaming "Woooooohooo YEAH!" at 4am on our blocks.

B.) Lived here all your life, but never bothered to step 2 blocks North or South of the block you were born on.

C. Live here but feel your too rich to buy Chicken Fingers at some local "well drink" joint. Yet you paid a MILLION DOLLARS to live in.....drum roll please...... BROOKLYN!


My Soma pill^

-A

Just Download this album again.

I might post the whole album up with download links, in a bit.....

I don't want to move too fast, but
Can't resist your sexy ass
Just spread, spread for me
(I can't, I can't wait to get you home)
Don't want to come on too strong, but
I'll play in you all day long
Just spread, spread for me
(I can't, I can't wait to get you home)

I... I can't read minds, but I can read yours
I think she says that she wants to pour your..
your... yourself all over me
What you think? I could be wrong, but pupils don't lie
And if they do, by God, they must fry! (fry?!)
You know, like electric chair
The way you stare (yeah I'm there)
You committed a crime and I'm the victim

I've got an eye out for shit that cries out passionately
We'll do things backwardly, forwardly, horizontally
I'm too young to be settling down
quick to change my mind tomorrow
So now can I borrow your timid torso
More so than your soul, honest me gotta be how I roll
Fuck the rhythm, tuck the rhythm under your bosom
You're the prism, Shirley Chislom
Was the first, let's rehearse making a baby
Put in your order, I want a baby daughter
Dance on the tip of my tongue
Shake the clouds until there's no more wetness in them
Tell your homegirls that you will send them
A postcard from 3000... HARD!

Don't want to make you feel strange, but
Don't let these words be in vain, so
Spread, spread for me
(I can't, I can't wait to get you home)
Nature knows that I want you, but
Not unless you want me too, so
Spread, spread for me
(I can't, I can't wait to get you home)

^"Spread Them" Andre 3000

-A

I've Joined Polow. Im a GarageBand Junkie.

So I am super late, but getting a mac was one of the best things that happened in my life. I've used them in working environments but not as a personal computer, ever.
I now realize what a waste my previous PC was, and how stupid I was for not converting sooner, (I went to a charter school and learned how to use a computer on touch screen macs).

Back to my point, iLife 08' is the coolest thing since Velcro Straps! I don't know how I ever lived without it.

There is this little program called GarageBand ( I'll call it GB for short).... Well this program meant the end of Fruity Loops for me, GB makes everything so easy it reminds me of painting on KidPix.
I'm not going to give an official review because it's nothing new and I am not a "Reviewer." If you'de like you may read one HERE
Anyway, it's genius and I'm hooked, I can't stop, someone save me, I haven't slept!



-A

What I Do On Saturday Mornings

Watch Current TV with A Bowl of Trix:


Then Watch Something about a book I'm Reading On VBS:


Then Get Serious With VBS:

I Suggest You Watch Them All...

-A