Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I Wonder Who

...The person is at Twitter who "Verifies" the "Celebrity" Accounts? The owners are just a bunch of stoner friends. Just regular guys with a genius social web idea.
So the guy who actually handles the process of the "Verification" ... what does he do? How does he do it? It must be hilarious honestly... like does he call them?
Imagine a pot head calling lets saaaaay Oprah? How does that phone conversation sound? I'd ask her the most fucked up shit... I could never have such a sweet job... I 'd fuck it up:

Me: "So the torture chamber on the 6th basement of your Fortress... what color are the walls?"
Oprah: "Excuse Me?"
Me: "Well I'm just wondering because if you really were Oprah, you would know... cause I've been there."
Oprah: [hangs up]
Me: [calls Oprah back]
Oprah: [picks up] "Listen If you..."
Me: [interrupts with ]"The color Purple Opraaaaah.. The Color Purple!"

-A

1 comment:

  1. "The color Purple Opraaaaah.. The Color Purple!"

    I LOL'ed.



    ^_^

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