Thursday, October 9, 2008

"Wowee Woo Wah" © Borat

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A new Pain Relief Drug has been discovered in NC, US of A & only papers in Britain cover it:

"The revolutionary technique involves an injection that can combat serious discomfort for more than three days - 14 times as long as morphine.

The substance, which can be injected, appears to have few side effects and works by neutralising the chemical in the body that causes the brain to feel pain."

Source:Telegraph
3!!! WHOLE FUCKING DAYS?!!! That shit better be available illegally. When starting a new job during flu season, you'd understand why something like this miracle drug would be vital. I can not call out sick because I'm still on probation and won't get paid. So a drug of this form would basically make me into something from that show "Heroes." Yet, do you really think it turns that chemical off completely? Like for example; if I were to give some to my ex boyfriend/current headache and then hit him in the head with a bat; do you think he won't feel a thing? I hope not. >D

-A

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Asshole move of the week 7th Entry:


I bet that was the first time it took him that long to get on his bike. Poor guy.

-A

Whoa Baby!

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A Hampshire woman has beaten odds of over 200 million to one to become pregnant with triplets, rendering her contraceptive pill completely useless.

She gave birth to identical triplets who had to be kept in hospital incubators until they'd gained some strength. The kids' dad, no doubt amazed at the potency of his super-soldiers, said: "They're tiny and amazing. We weren't even trying for children and Kirsty was on the Pill. But we're so excited. It's an instant family."

Must've been a shock to the system though!

Source:Sky News of the UK
Damn, all I have to say is damn. Like how the fuck man?! Talk about "meant to be." I guess the best way to avoid having children is to really just not have sex! I mean even condoms are faulty at times. This truly honestly scared me.

-A

Is my "prototype" vid playing Automatically?

The video I'm talking about is in my post "When In Love Do As Lovers Do." It's the Andre 3000 "Protoype" vid. On my PC at work and on my Mac at home you have to press play for it to start, and I have changed the HTML on the autoplay section to "false." Tim told me it still starts anyway, let me know If you're having the same problem so I can fix it ASAP. Thanks and I appreciate the feedback.

-A

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Post 201

Damn made it to 200 posts! That's ALOT of back-reading you guys should do.
On another note: I need to get my ass to a Justice concert!:


-A

Monday, October 6, 2008

Fuck It All

The best way to be is strong. I don't know how to do it, how to stop caring, how to stop tears, how not to love, how not to want. But I do know that emotion free, is the way to be. The things and people that give you so much joy also bring much pain. So why even open up the wound? The bad thing is that when a person becomes this statue like resemblance of what a human is, you hurt others. You may even end up turing them into something exactly like you. You may hurt a person irrevocably. That is exactly what I do not want to do. I do not want to make a potentially good person into a cold one. It is basically what is happening to me now.

-A

Was Eventually goin to go in on the Vice Prez Debate...

...But I knew this past saturday SNL would do it for me. They nailed it. With Palin's not answering the questions and Biden being waaay too nice to Repubs.


-A