... Well, really all media has. Since the birth of Fox News in 2001. And the ending of Friends in 2004.
But this is no conspiracy theory blog.
Don't get it twisted.
I'm here because I need to tell the world how stupid it is being and explain how gullible we can be at times..
No preaching... Just the Straight Truth.
So I'm watching the Randy Jackson produced, ( ... wait let me grab my remote because I don't even know this piece of garbage shows Official Name ...)
Oh,ok...
The randy Jackson Produced debacle called : "America's Best Dance Crew"
Where the fuck do I begin on how this show and shows like this, have ruined prime time television?
These Competitions have more people vote on a derelicts "talents'" than they do on the next leader of the free world.
Yet for some reason it pulls you in, and you become transfixed. The things that are grabbing your attention, are things the media has fed to you since you were a wee infant.
Sure, what I'm going to be expressing in this blog makes you think a little deeper. But, I'm not a shallow person so this to me comes naturally.
If you believe you also fit into that category, you've come to the right place.
On to the show...
The shows "Theme" this week is Thriller.
It consist of mostly Asian dancers jumping or sliding around a stage to entertain us. Some have true talent at times, but it's mostly pointless in my book. The exceptions to the ethnicity rule of the "crews," are an all girl group named Fish N' Chips (wtf?! are you serious?! Must be from all the dancing) and a all white group (+1 black dude) named Great Skate... I think. The girls are good, and they are a pretty racially mixed group (they have like 3 Asians though), but the dudes... Oh man.
The white dudes were all fucking gay, even the black dude was a gay white guy. The only man that didn't sound gay was the worst dancer of them all. He was a middle aged, receding hairline, slacker; who told all the kids out there, "Never give up on your dreams, follow your dreams. It got us this far and we are proud of ourselves." Mind you, this is a man on roller skates for a living who said the previous speech when he FINALLY got voted off the show because the motherfuckers had no rhythm.
ANYWAY!!!
Point Being: Asians know American culture better than Anglos do. And the real "minorities" do it, but its done way dirtier. Yes, technically Asians are a minority but in some aspects of our culture they obviously rule, so in these cases they are not a minority. And Oh I don't remember a single Hispanic from this show. I guess we are a Minority.
Well, my biggest Gripe about this show is the way the judges are used, and the amount of talking time they all get.
The JUDGES on the show are ass follows:
JC Chasez : The Second gay N'syncer after one that wanted to fly to the moon. I Think his name was Lance. Well, what the fuck makes this guy an authority on dancing? Wasn't Justin Timberlake the only one that could REALLY dance and still has an actual career? This dude is feigning for another 15 minutes.
-Lil Mama : Yup, the Lil Bow Wow look alike "Lip Gloss" Girl. Shorty can dance, but that's the only thing her brain can handle doing. She randomly starts to do weird dance moves with her upper body while the other two judges speak. When it is her turn to talk, she freaks me out when they get up close to her demon eyes. She then does another random twitch-like dance move and says some quick sentences with "big" words until she's done. I even noticed when she's about to do another crazy face, the camera switches off her sometimes.
-Some "Choreographer"- probably the only one with real credentials. But he gets no rep or has anything different to say than the last two. Therefore I just call him A Black Guy In A Du-Rag. Sorry, I'm not racist but I can't remember a word he said. And that would be his description out of anyone's mouth. We all use race to define people...
See them below. Favorite quote from this clip: "There Are Strategy Things." - JC Chazes... ugh , how do these people get on TV?!
OK, so my Main Point for this post is:
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE BEING FED THIS GARBAGE?! Why are spending an hour of our lives celebrating the 25th anniversary of a child molester, making great music, while he was still a virgin, instead of lets say...
The 25th anniversary of professor Scott E. Fahlman first using the computer "smiley face?"
It's just as fucking pointless and unimportant to me!
But I'm going to give you some facts anyway...
:-) posted to an online e-bulletin board for the first time at 11:44 a.m. on September 19, 1982.
Some more substantial facts are:
How 25 years ago the US Supreme Court declares many local abortion restrictions unconstitutional on June 15, 1983.
Or how 25 years ago the US was busy invading a country called Grenada for some foggy reason. Look it up!
What I'm saying is that we all are a bunch of drones that don't think anymore. I bet that the statistics are true when they say we will ALL be over weight in 2o years because that's what they are already feeding to us.
The images we see say we should be Perfect and Fit and Sexy and Dancing. Yet we are too busy staying home on our blogs and watching Reality TV with commercials of Cheetos. (and Britney Spears eating Cheetos.) Were are too sensationally preoccupied with being entertained to notice that we are really just an Uneducated, over fed, overly violent and overly perverse country.
Toodles, I'm off to go see Rock of Love with Bret Michael, featuring some major strippers, whose day to day woes in trying to love him, are also strangely entertaining.
Now that's perverted. I feel like I'm telling you I'm about to watch porn.
;-)
-A
